Three Blondes

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes
 who were training to become detectives. 
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect,
 he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds
 and then hides it. 
 "This is  your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first blonde answers, 
"That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he
only has one eye!"
The policeman says, 
"Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile."
 Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response,
 he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde 
and asks her,  "This is your suspect,
how would you recognize him?"
The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, 
"Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, 
"What's the matter with you  two?!?
Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING 
because it's a pictureof his profile!!  
Is that the best answer you can come up with?
Extremely frustrated at this point, 
he shows the picture to the third
blonde  and in a very testy voice asks, 
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" 
 He quickly adds"...think hard before 
giving me a stupid answer."
The blonde looks at the picture intently 
for a moment and says,
"Hmmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless 
because he really  doesn't know himself 
if the suspect wears contacts or not. 
"Well, that's an interesting answer...
wait here for a few minutes while I check his file 
and I'll get back to you on that."  
He leaves the room and goes to his office, 
checks the suspect's file in his computer, 
and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow!  I can't believe it...it's TRUE!  
The suspect does infact wear contact lenses.  
Good work!  
How were you able to make such an astute
observation?
That's easy," the blonde replied.  
"He can't wear regular glasses 
because  he only has one eye and one ear."

(author unknown)







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